Hhhhh have a real post.. She’s my og operative Ri'lavess Hyllus (yes I married the bug man, I love he)

inneskeeper:

hamtarokratom:

pixiexbites:

minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

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chopper-base:

Clones as things my friends have said part I have no kriffin clue-

Guess who’s baaaaack!!!! My entire friend group dumped me so I got myself 2 new friends that have helped me compile more chaos

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Rex: Live laugh lock ‘em out. You don’t need that cheatin’ bitch

Hardcase: *uninterrupted screaming until he passed out*

Jesse: Alright, which one of you horse cock sucking idiots ate the LAST BOX OF MAC-N-CHEESE?!?!

Kix: I’m too tired for this shit- *proceeds to eat a gallon of ice cream, wearing an extremely oversized hoodie, hiding in a corner*

Fives: I may be gay, but damn, they are hot as fuck! (was in fact staring at guy and was drunk af)

Echo: Is it just me or does it feel a bit gay in here?

Hunter: Alright, which one of you duck fucks gave the 14 YEAR OLDS THE VODKA?!?

Crosshair: HEY! I’m allowed ONE daily war crime!!

Wrecker: Wait, you’re telling me if a guy gets a vasectomy, they don’t cut his balls off like they do with dogs???

Cody: this family is so fucked up, even the dog’s got anxiety-

Wooley: Do you think this is enough blood? …imma add more blood-

Boil: Spell that one long word from Mary Poppins and maybe I’ll give you the fruit snack-

Waxer: stOP ASKING FOR A WILL TO LIVE! *chucks cat at 'em* ITS RIGHT HERE!

pez-con-peluca:

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childescatgirl:

Just saw someone say that magic doesn’t have “gimmick cards” and like I don’t play magic but i know for a fact that they do have gimmick cards and they’re released in sets

this card is banned from competitive play and tournaments

EXCUSE ME? ALEXANDER CLAMILTON?

Some of my favorites.

This one’s a personal favourite of mine

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nardacci-does-art:

gunsandfireandshit:

normal-horoscopes:

unbakehisbeans:

normal-horoscopes:

Gnomes of pleasure

Gnomes of pain

Gnomes of wind and gnomes of rain

Gnomes of wood and gnomes of grass,

Gnomes who’ll kick your fucking ass

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a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

vexwerewolf:

Really beginning to prefer Tumblr to Twitter purely on the basis that when I say something like, for example:

We should feed every frame of Disney into AI art generators

Most people on Tumblr will immediately understand that I am not suggesting it as some sort of actual, workable long-term solution to the problem of independent artists’ work being stolen

I am suggesting it as a goblin curse to make the lives of both the talentless artist-disrespecting AI art scumbags and the soulless corporate parasites at Disney very difficult and miserable, and people on Tumblr immediately get that

Posted the same thing to Twitter and I almost immediately got someone dissecting the tweet as “being indicative of how left-wing creatives will try to side with corporations when the subject of copyright comes up”

Twitter: The enemy of my enemy must be my friend.

Tumblr: The enemy of my enemy is a convenient patsy, and probably a chump.

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divinestrike:

um … compilation

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carrieberryinthecorner:

Hey what’s up, I decided I wasn’t happy with how I’ve been drawing Ghost so I did a little sketch page for him. I like this design better! Then I said what the heck and did sketch pages for the rest of my little guys, including my mw2 oc. :o) Enjoy!
Took much inspiration from the fic ‘Little Shadow in the Snow’ on AO3. Give it a read, it’s pretty good!

carrieberryinthecorner:

If there was a zombie apocalypse I would become besties with Soap and Ghost. It’s true because I said so.
Yeah this would be how we meet.

carrieberryinthecorner:

Before anything else, just know that I have not played any Call of Duty games, and I will not be playing any. I just stumbled upon a fantastic fanfic and had to doodle fanart. I’m not sorry and I refuse to be.

Also, YES that is a self insert character!! IT WAS A /READER FIC OKAY? SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!! Don’t bully me!!! I really couldn’t decide if I wanted to share something this silly and self indulgent but it looks nice so I am ok!!

ellenchain:

Team photo 🥰📸